Literally the Biggest Shit I've ever ssen

If you are truly disgusted by poop, or skata in Greek, read no further. You will be repulsed.

We walk up to work under the shade of the castle at 6:30 am each morning, no breakfast or coffee. Our work site is an old abandoned school built by the Italians during WWII. At the back of the school there is a very large concrete patio facing the sea.  It is a great spot to stop and gaze out at the Aegean. You can see the curve of the earth, it always reminds me that I am on a planet.

Anyway, one morning we arrive bleary eyed and discover the largest shit ever looming on our patio. It is so big that most people proclaim that it could not have possibly come out of a human being. More careful inspection by the team finds that there are no pieces of hay or grass, like in donkey poop, so it must be human. By the way, it is not unheard of for a stray donkey to roam about the island. Everyone turns up their nose and sidles by the mess, but it is clear that it must be removed.

Michelle and I decide to take the bull by the horns and collect our stool sample left for us. Our tools are a large shovel, a trash bag and this bucket filled with bleach water. I hold the bag open as wide as I can and she literally shovels the crap in.  It takes several swipes wit the shovel, and the sides of the bag were covered in excrement. I almost puked. Michell got worried for a minute that she might be picking up poop and vomit.  We made it through the ordeal.

Now how to clean the enormous messy spot off of the concrete.  It was decided to use bleach and water.  The area was washed down with the solution.  The dirty shovel was soaked in bleach and water to properly clean it. This is a shot of Michelle cleaning the shovel. Gross!

Just a word to the person who left us this unpleasant surprise. You're a real shit.

More soon.