Fork List

There are several things that irritate me in Greece, I've threatened to poke you in the eye with a fork if you do any of the following.

1. Harm any of the feral island cats. Cats roam in great numbers around Astypalaia, they are skinny and people aren't so nice to them. Any further insult to a feline will earn a poke.

2. Serve me a ham and cheese sandwich. We get truly horrible ham sandwiches three days a week. I may never eat another one.

3. Sing show tunes. One of my roomates sings show tunes 24\7 in a loud theatrical fashion. Even though I've equated the sound with fingernails on a blackboard, she persists. Luckily I have two other rookies who held me back.

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